On Schlomo, Afternoons and One Too Many Bon Bons

I really have no excuse for what I am sharing with you today Ladies except for this -- I am hopelessly open to all and hopelessly yours. Why seeing Schlomo launched me into a tailspin of reminisces, I cannot fully say. Emotion and emoticons and have always had a certain hold on me. So, today I pulled out my Frango Mints, two bottles of Chablis, flipped on the TV for the afternoon and put this together to show you how it all worked out.

Christmas in July

OK, this a bit freaky, but it makes this Lady wish that winter was here and the snow was falling while I was all snuggled up with Skittles and Mr. Peepers next to the fire while drinking a mug of General Foods International DeCafe French Vanilla Café.

4 Hand Job

Whilst we're on the theme of music here at the Ladies Review, let's look at this visual gem of what happens when 2 boys work together. If 2 hands are better than 1, then 4 is, um well a handful.

Schlomo Gets the Ladies Dancing

The only thing missing is some Barry White overdubs.

Schlomo really gets this lady shaking the booty.

It's Lady Day!

Brotherhood, today is the most specialist day of the year. Don't believe it is that time of year again? You should -- Lady Day has been around for longer than my Gregorian and Julian tendencies towards calendar preferences. Let's just say that Lady Day has a more rich and long history than the cottage cheese on my thighs. Literally. Lady Day was New  Years Day until 1752 when it got manhandled into Lady Day. I call it a day for celebration!

Spring -- Approaching the Prime Of My Life

Brotherhood, spring is stirring inside me again. Don't worry -- it IS infectious! Yes, you are welcome! With springtime comes reflection. How did this winter leave you? Cracked, sanded, salted and full of mixed precipitation? I hope not. But if it did, allow yourself this little pleasure of rebirth and introspection:

Is spring stirring something in you now?

Being All That I Can Be!

Sometimes, yes I admit it, I dare to dream. I dare to dream of open skies with new horizons and no boundaries. I dare to dream of a world where I can take on all the powers that be and rest on top of the hill of femininity satisfied like Gabe Kaplan after "Welcome Back, Kotter!" was renewed for a 3rd season. It is hard to express how this feels or what it might look like but I think this film captures all of it beautifully.