Monday, February 18, 2008

On Being A Lady

Being a Lady of stature and moral non-turpitudeness is no small task in the hustle and bustle of today's MTV, Home Shopping Network, Rhoda-less world. Excuse my pun but sure, you may have all the Oxygen you need to live but are your feet really on the ground while you keep reaching for stars? Are you truly grounded in your being or just able to let a 12 volt charge pass through you with minimal internal damage? Are you three pronged or two? I think you know where I coming from, ladies. If not, take a gander here and educate yourself. Learning to be a Lady is a high stakes game. One complete with rules, rewards, double whammies and Jokers Wild!

 

 

And, if  you are ever feeling lost there is a found for you. It is here:

Barbra Streisand
160 West 96th Street
New York, NY 10025
USA