This cold spell leaves a lady wanting for the warmth and sunshine of spring, not to mention a little action in the birds and bees department.
The best remedy of course is to snuggle up next to the fire with the felines Skittles and Mr. Belvedere with a hot mug of Lady Grey tea.
How do I take it? Sweet and creamy like my men of course.
Brings new meaning to the phrase tea-bagging it.
Whilst pining for the eighties, I went back a bit too far and accidentally starting pining for the seventies, which only leads to one thing: Captain and Tennille.
The collective phrase for a lady in that era of eras was simply this:
"Do that to me one more time, once is never enough"
But nobody says it more eloquently than Tennille. The feathered bangs, the strawberry lip gloss, and a healthy amount of rouge are all just icing on the cake. Oh baby, do that to me one more time.
